One of the hardest things for me to do is get focused on writing. Not only do I have to contend with all the ‘noise’ of the world- everything from the internet (blast you, Fark!) to the television- but also with the commotion that is typically filling my head.
Random thoughts spin on various levels, stories and ideas that are as unrelated as ice cream and candles. Then I stop to take a picture.

The phone rings, the dog wants out, the phone is ringing again. And then I read a Douglas Adams quote and laugh:
“Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds”
Amen, I think. Then I think about all the things I have to do, the articles I need to write. Again an Adams quote comes to mind:
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
And still the writers block. Wasting time, I look up more Adams quotes- I’d like to find the one about the penguins; who doesn’t love penguins? I find one that makes me nod my head in agreement:
The more I think about our species the more I think we just do stuff and make up explanations later when asked. But it’s not true that I would rather write than read. I would rather read than write. To be honest I would rather hang upside down in a bucket than write.
I get a cup of coffee. Is 7 am too early to be worrying about these things? I’m still looking for the quote about penguins, when I find this:
“He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife.”
I’ve always particularly liked that quote, but it still isn’t the one about the penguins, so I keep looking. There, I’ve found it over on Wikiquote. Its exactly how I feel this morning, this quote from Douglas Adams’ The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul:
“It was a couple of days before Kate Schechter became aware of any of these things, or indeed of anything at all in the outside world.
She passed the time quietly in a world of her own in which she was surrounded as far as the eye could see with old cabin trunks full of past memories in which she rummaged with great curiosity, and sometimes bewilderment. Or, at least, about a tenth of the cabin trunks were full of vivid, and often painful or uncomfortable memories of her past life; the other nine-tenths were full of penguins, which surprised her.
Insofar as she recognised at all that she was dreaming, she realised that she must be exploring her own subconscious mind. She had heard it said that humans are supposed only to use about a tenth of their brains, and that no one was very clear what the other nine-tenths were for, but she had certainly never heard it suggested that they were used for storing penguins.”
And now I understand the problem. I can’t write right now because the penguins in my head are partying a bit too loud.